If you haven't had the chance to appreciate a monster dildo, you have no idea of what you're missing out on. But beware: The awe-inspiring spectacle of these monster dildos isn't for the faint of heart. They're kind of like landmarks such as the Grand Canyon no picture is ever going to do the real thing justice. Before you buy one, be sure to write down the measurements, get a ruler and chart them out on a piece of paper, then consider if you're ready for such a ginormous toy. If you feel daring enough, go ahead and order; you can bet that when you manage to get one of these in you, it will take your breath away.